The Benefit of Eating Nuts

"I was talking to my grandmother the other day about the benefits of eating nuts."

Angle it, Just a Little Bit

"How do you think the angle differentiates it David?"

"Well, think about it, you can beat it harder."

Make Sure You got Off

"Good afternoon folks, and welcome aboard flight 1543 to Denver. Sorry I didn't have a chance to welcome you aboard earlier on the ground, as we were doing everything in our hands to make sure you got off."

You Just Stick it in the Thingy

"Google's directory is really easy."

"You just stick it in the thingy."

Pantys for Men Adsense Ad

"Adsense just put an ad on my blog and it says, "Panty's for men."'

"Is there a picture?"

Work-Out Panties

"Every time I see you change in the locker room after the gym you are always wearing the cutest panties."

Silence...

"Did you just say panties?"

Toilet Seat Imprint Butt

"It was funny, yesterday when you came out to the pool from the bathroom you had the toilet seat imprint on your butt."