tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6101246398761741522011-11-27T16:18:03.339-08:00Things we shouldn't say, but we say anyway.Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.comBlogger241100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-22273998415280239292008-01-18T16:27:00.000-08:002008-01-18T16:29:35.287-08:00"I was talking to my grandmother the other day about the benefits of eating nuts."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-2227399841528023929?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-80370127844946582952008-01-11T09:16:00.000-08:002008-01-11T09:18:01.474-08:00"How do you think the angle differentiates it David?"<br /><br />"Well, think about it, you can beat it harder."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-8037012784494658295?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-65309243791078184412008-01-06T16:04:00.000-08:002008-01-06T16:05:58.312-08:00"Good afternoon folks, and welcome aboard flight 1543 to Denver. Sorry I didn't have a chance to welcome you aboard earlier on the ground, as we were doing everything in our hands to make sure you got off."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-6530924379107818441?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-38226221959711139342007-12-14T21:37:00.000-08:002007-12-14T21:45:29.068-08:00"Google's directory is really easy."<br /><br />"You just stick it in the thingy."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-3822622195971113934?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-81258475243287182052007-12-11T17:46:00.000-08:002007-12-11T17:48:47.823-08:00"Adsense just put an ad on my blog and it says, "Panty's for men."'<br /><br />"Is there a picture?"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-8125847524328718205?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-77275797897278025812007-12-11T12:51:00.000-08:002007-12-11T12:58:14.473-08:00"Every time I see you change in the locker room after the gym you are always wearing the cutest panties."<br /><br />Silence...<br /><br />"Did you just say panties?"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-7727579789727802581?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-13245707276496159382007-12-03T19:32:00.000-08:002007-12-04T15:00:11.750-08:00"It was funny, yesterday when you came out to the pool from the bathroom you had the toilet seat imprint on your butt."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-1324570727649615938?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-53249595501374517372007-11-26T20:17:00.000-08:002007-11-26T20:20:56.093-08:00"Dave, your new Netflix movies came in the mail and I put them on the kitchen table!"<br /><br />"Wow, look how fast you came."<br /><br />Silence...<br /><br />"hmmmm..."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-5324959550137451737?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-90841317001533964442007-11-25T16:33:00.000-08:002007-11-25T20:38:51.920-08:00"Will you get off of the bed so I can make the bed David?"<br /><br />Silence...<br /><br />"Daveyyyyy.... Would you please get up so I can make the bed, there are no sheets on the bed and I want to go to sleep too!"<br /><br />Silence...<br /><br />Push....<br /><br />Grunt...<br /><br />"Fine, then I will make the bed with you in it!"<br /><br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lVmOk2bPRfo/R0oVZilmkQI/AAAAAAAAADA/FQJ8EXH6weE/s1600-h/IMG_0002.JPG"><img style="cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_lVmOk2bPRfo/R0oVZilmkQI/AAAAAAAAADA/FQJ8EXH6weE/s320/IMG_0002.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5136941853494907138" border="0" /></a><br /></div><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lVmOk2bPRfo/R0oUrClmkPI/AAAAAAAAAC4/A8ahOgLeoI8/s1600-h/IMG_0001.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_lVmOk2bPRfo/R0oUrClmkPI/AAAAAAAAAC4/A8ahOgLeoI8/s320/IMG_0001.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5136941054630990066" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-9084131700153396444?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-31786694931532376202007-11-11T16:36:00.000-08:002007-11-25T16:40:09.165-08:00"Did you fart?"<br /><br />sigh...<br /><br />"No, it's probably my breath."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-3178669493153237620?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-42100125793087899122007-11-07T10:56:00.000-08:002007-11-07T11:19:38.957-08:00"Nice Coat, hey, the fur is soft. How much did you pay for this?"<br /><br />"I don't know, I got it on sale for like $100 bucks online."<br /><br />"It's probably dog then."<br /><br />"What?"<br /><br />"Yeah, I read an article that said that most coats with fur on the hood that are less than $100 are probably dog."<br /><br />Smelling fur...<br /><br />"Oh my God, it even smells like dog. Smell it, I think you are right!?<br /><br />"Yup, dog."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-4210012579308789912?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-37217906837575225522007-10-30T14:06:00.000-07:002007-11-01T19:41:15.255-07:00<span id="dnn_ctr1514_BlogEntryViewer_svcBlogEntryViewControl_lblBlogBody" class="txtLeft12pxBlk">"I like how your office feels when I have to come in to use the accounting files." <br /><br />"Really? That is the first time I have heard that." <br /><br />"Yeah, its like nice and cool and moist." <br /><br />Silence.... <br /><br />Typing on the keyboard... </span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-3721790683757522552?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-37772063018751854382007-10-25T21:17:00.000-07:002007-11-01T19:41:09.399-07:00"Hey Alex, it was so funny... Today at the gym, while you were stretching, I was on the treadmill, and you know how the stretching area is like right in front of the cardio machines? Anyway, every time you bent over and stretched, your spandex shorts became see-through and it was so funny."<br /><br />Silence...<br /><br />"You let me stretch, your girlfriend, for twenty minutes, and you could see my ass cheeks and thong through my spandex shorts? And you didn't tell me?"<br /><br />"It was so funny, I just had to move to the weight room so I couldn't see you, because every time you bent over in this direction or the other, everybody could see, it was hilarious."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-3777206301875185438?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-63523711435139143022007-10-22T14:51:00.000-07:002007-11-01T19:41:01.462-07:00"Are you European?"<br /><br />"What?"<br /><br />"I said, are you European?"<br /><br />"No, why?<br /><br />"You look very European. You look like you are here at the gym often."<br /><br />"Yeah, I would call myself a Gym Rat."<br /><br />"I am from Italy. I live in Roma and I bring over Italian sports cars from Italy and drop them off in the states here for dealers to sell."<br /><br />"Wow, sounds like a great job."<br /><br />"Eh, it is ok. I live in the states for six months and back home in Italy for the other six."<br /><br />"You like it here?"<br /><br />"No, I miss my family and friends, I don't like the traveling, but I make a lot of money."<br /><br />"Oh, well..."<br /><br />"I go back to Italy tomorrow morning, this is my last day in the states. I don't know when I will return."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-6352371143513914302?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-57807846821959670092007-10-17T08:32:00.000-07:002007-10-17T08:35:58.469-07:00"Hey David, what is the first thing you think of when I say the word, war?"<br /><br />Silence...<br /><br />"Hmmm..."<br /><br />"No thinking! Tell me! What was the first thing that came to your head?"<br /><br />"Machine Gun."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-5780784682195967009?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-24910975838867552662007-10-16T19:57:00.000-07:002007-10-17T07:25:44.827-07:00"Hey babe, how was your day? Come give your man a hug."<br /><br />Silence...<br /><br />Footsteps... Snuggle hug<br /><br />"Nice ass you got here girl. You know what's funny babe? Did you know that your butt cheek on this side is bigger than the other one?"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-2491097583886755266?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-12544796846295635902007-10-06T18:14:00.000-07:002007-10-16T20:24:32.395-07:00"Can I just add a song to my MySpace page without adding all that other stuff?"<br /><br />"Ya, you can add whatever you want, like I have 'I Touch Myself and I didn't pay anything for it.'"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-1254479684629563590?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-55431159895738490892007-10-02T20:55:00.000-07:002007-10-16T20:23:58.335-07:00"Like we say at the office, "nipples up!'"<br /><br />laughing...<br /><br />"Where do you work?"<br /><br />"A Dental office."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-5543115989573849089?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-47782149046107753642007-10-01T19:26:00.000-07:002007-10-16T20:23:58.336-07:00"Do you mind if I borrow your towel after you're done in the shower Alex? I totally forgot mine and that yoga class made me a sweat ball."<br /><br />"Of course, just a sec."<br /><br />Silence...<br /><br />"Ok, I am hanging the towel up outside your shower... I hung it up on the little hook right next to the shower."<br /><br />"Ok, thanks."<br /><br />Silence...<br /><br />"That shower felt nice, thanks for letting me use your towel. Ugh, I got so burnt today. I took the dog I am dog sitting to the park three times, and I am bright red."<br /><br />"Let me see. Wow, you have really nice breasts. And yeah, that burn is going to kill. You better put some aloe on those puppies."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-4778214904610775364?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-67080220964813880382007-09-19T12:40:00.000-07:002007-10-16T20:25:58.648-07:00"Look at the Porta-Potty Honey Bucket driver and sucker-upper machine."<br /><br />"Oh, yeah... Now that is a shitty job."<br /><br />"Silence."<br /><br />"Yeah, but at least he gets to travel around a lot."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-6708022096481388038?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-69342642798231947442007-09-18T11:55:00.000-07:002007-10-16T20:25:58.649-07:00<span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">"Welcome to the Santa Fe Ski Base, how many lift tickets would you like?"<br /><br />"Um, two adult all-days, one teenager and one kid under 12."<br /><br />Silence...<br /><br />"Ok, that's $115 please."<br /><br />Silence...<br /><br />"Ok, please sign here sir."<br /><br />"Would you like a map of the mountain sir?"<br /><br />"Um, no, no thank you."<br /><br />"How about now?"<br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-6934264279823194744?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-2014920985454175322007-09-13T16:29:00.000-07:002007-10-16T20:29:32.822-07:00"So, I know this is a sensitive topic and all, but as a women did you kill anybody in Iraq?"<br /><br />"Alex!, what do you think?"<br /><br />Silence...<br /><br />Silence...<br /><br />"Well, I am asking because I want to know if you killed anybody or if you just shot at somebody and missed, or just shot at them and tried to just scare them away... Or maybe, you had something as traumatic as it backfired, missed your face, bounced off of the Humvee behind you, then accidentally hit your buddy in the butt cheek."<br /><br />Silence...<br /><br />"You can answer my question later... I mean, if you want to talk about it or anything. I'm here for you and all...if you did accidentally blow somebody's butt-cheek off and want to talk about the details and all."<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-201492098545417532?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-64243458448168916782007-09-12T19:53:00.000-07:002007-10-16T20:29:32.823-07:00"Hey, when your dad was in Vietnam did he kill anyone?"<br /><br />"Alex, I can't believe you just asked me if my dad killed anyone in Vietnam"<br /><br />"Why? I just thought, since your dad is so nice, 'Mr. nothing seems to make me mad dad' that it would be odd if he did kill someone in Vietnam because I can't imagine him killing someone.'"<br /><br />"Alex, I am not going to tell you if my dad killed anybody in Vietnam."<br /><br />"So he killed more than one person!? "<br /><br />"Alex! You don't ask these questions, you don't ask if somebody killed somebody... Especially in Vietnam, especially my dad!"<br /><br />"I didn't ask your dad, I am asking you. I wont tell him you told me and I wont look at him any differently if you just tell me yes or no."<br /><br />"Alex, I am not talking about this."<br /><br />"So he did kill somebody?"<br /><br />"Alex, you don't ask someone if they killed someone in Vietnam."<br /><br />Silence...<br /><br />"Ok, whatever."<br /><br />Silence...<br /><br />"Has he ever brought it up with you, like flashbacks of the gun going off?"<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-6424345844816891678?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-610124639876174152.post-78605186675727922842007-09-10T20:05:00.000-07:002007-10-16T20:30:54.261-07:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-size:100%;">"Alex, you can't ask me those kind of questions, what's wrong with you? You don't ask people how much they make!"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">"Why not Alan? I d</span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">on't</span> think it is such an insulting question, unless of course you are unsatisfied with your salary?"</span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:100%;">"I can't <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">bel</span></span><span style="font-size:100%;"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">ieve</span> you would have the nerve to ask me that. Don't worry, the salary is high, otherwise, I wouldn't have accepted the job."</span><br /><br />"I am asking you how much you make because I am trying to see if it is worth it to go to grad school or not."<br /><br />"I make a great salary, much more then what I would have been making with just a standard degree."<br /><br />"Well, thank God you finally found a job, the search seemed like it went on forever."<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/610124639876174152-7860518667572792284?l=thesalsaverde.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Alexandra Friedmannoreply@blogger.com0